Great Motor Sports "Quotes"

[Foghorn]

Boy & Girls,
I'll kick this one off with a gem

"I went into the corner and the back of the car got a little away from me.
I just kept it wide-open thinking it would correct itself. Then I ran out of talent..." - Emerson Fittapaldi, from the hospital

It's good to know Emerson and I have something in common:lmao::lmao:

[*Oggy*]

I remember some famour Racer was watching a race with one of the Japanese bosses of his team.. (Can't remember who it was, except it was a Pomme).... The Racer getting stuck for conversation, was looking around and up and said "It's very cloudy" !!!! to which the Very important person replied..... "Yes..... Many people"....

[Krack]

Bayliss after being asked if he was feeling any pressure leading up to the race,
"The only pressure I've got is in me tyres"

Doohan to Creville in the pits after Creville took him out at T9 at the Creek,
"Your idea of racing needs to be refined my friend"
Creville replied with a "tsk tsk tsk".
"We're not skippy mate" said Doohan.

[Mr.Ed]

"When you hit the tree between the headlights that's understeer. Oversteer is when you hit the tree between the Tail Lights" - Wayne Bell

[Captain]

"I threw up a little bit in my helmet"

[Azza]

"Which way do I go, and what's the lap record?" - Troy Bayliss

[RIPPERTON]

" HE'S OFF THE TRACK AND INTO A TREEEEEEE"
Bathurst 1000 comentator when Dick Johnson clipped the armco coming out of the last turn of the descent before conrod and speared off into a tree on side of track

[Thunderace]

Mark Waugh : F**k me, look who it is. Mate, what are you doing out here, there's no way you're good enough to play for England.
James Ormond : Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my family.


Shane Warne : I've waited two years for another chance to humiliate you.
Daryll Cullinan : Looks like you spent it eating.

"So how's your wife and my kids?" - Rod Marsh, Australian wicket-keeper, welcoming Ian Botham to the crease*


Shane Warne's idea of a balanced diet is a cheeseburger in each hand" - Ian Healy

[holdontight]

"If you think the last four words of the national anthem are 'Gentlemen, start your engines,' you might be a redneck."

[holdontight]

"Aerodynamics is for those who cannot manufacture good engines"
- Enzo Ferrari

[Dunno]

Another cricket quote.

Arjuna Ranatunga asked for a runner during a one day match against Australia.

Ian Healy came back with

"You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat cunt" :lmao:

[Foghorn]

Mark Waugh : F**k me, look who it is. Mate, what are you doing out here, there's no way you're good enough to play for England.
James Ormond : Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my family.


Shane Warne : I've waited two years for another chance to humiliate you.
Daryll Cullinan : Looks like you spent it eating

"So how's your wife and my kids?" - Rod Marsh, Australian wicket-keeper, welcoming Ian Botham to the crease*

Shane Warne's idea of a balanced diet is a cheeseburger in each hand" - Ian Healy

The Best and Worst Cricket sledge ever Mark Waugh to Chris Cairns "Choo Choo Choo" "Choo Choo Choo" Cairns sister had recently been killed by a train in a level crossing accident
Cairns went nuts and Waugh has always denied saying it

[holdontight]

The Best and Worst Cricket sledge ever Mark Waugh to Chris Cairns "Choo Choo Choo" "Choo Choo Choo" Cairns sister had recently been killed by a train in a level crossing accident
Cairns went nuts and Waugh has always denied saying it
If thats true thats so wrong.

[Naked Twin]

It was Steve Waugh who reportedly said it. Chris Cairns has never validated the claims though. (That doesn't mean it didn't happen)

Nick

[dazzler]

almost as bad as an underarm bowl.... no wait its on equal par with that!!!!

anything for a win aye boys???

[MarkyGG]

did you blow a sand shoe or did you just fuck up
i just fucked up

[dazzler]

alboreto has dropped back up to fifth place,

mansell can see him in his earpiece

"the great murray walker"

[Captain]

Murray: 'There's a fiery glow coming from the back of the Ferrari'
James:' No Murray, that's his rear safety light'

[Dunno]

Murray Walker at his best

"The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front"

[Mr.Ed]

Murray is the best source of this material...:lmao::lmao:

"He's obviously gone in for a wheel change. I say obviously because I can't see it"

"With half the race gone, there is half the race still to go"

"Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough ?"

"Anything happens in Grand Prix racing and it usually does"

"As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is 5th"

"I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem"

"He is shedding buckets of adrenalin in that car"

"It's raining and the track is wet"

And the too awesome:
"So Bernie [Ecclestone], in the seventeen years since you bought McLaren, which of your many achievements do you think was the most memorable ?" Bernie Answers, "Well I don't remember buying McLaren." [Bernie Ecclestone used to own the Brabham team].

I bow for the King! :lmao:

[Foghorn]

I'm so glad a posted up this thread...........I've nearly pissed myself laughing

[Dunno]

Steve McQueen

"Racing is life... everything before and after is just waiting"

[LAW]

Vodaphone pit boss: "GO GO GO Go Go go go go... alright, I need brake pressure, change your sway, c'mon mate gimme brake pressure-"
Lowndes"Fuckin' hang on a minute alright? just fucken' hang on a minute"
Greg Rust: "um, sorry, obviously we can't control what the drivers say live".

[DAYS]

Glen McGrath to Rameseh Sarwan after he has beet him 5 out off the six balls in a over so what does Brain Lara's dick taste like. Rameseh replay i dont no ask your wife . i think we all remember McGrath going off in the middle off the wicket for that one
McGarth again agaist David Houghton from Zimbabwe same story McGarth keeps beeting the out side edge in a oneday game. Walks up to Houghton at the end off the over you are to fat to play cricket how does a sportmans who plays for his country get so fat tell me. Hougthon's replay every time i fuck your mum she gives me a cookie
Shane warne to Ian healy about Ajuna Runatonga what do i have to do to get this fat prick to come down the wicket . healy's replay put a mar's bar on a good length

[RUSSELL]

ive got some coasters at home, a carlton draught promo with "classic moments in commentary"


" in this game, both teams really need to win"

yes, he just kept on playing, right till the end"

" he doesnt know how to spell the word 'give up' "

"in this sort of match, whoever scores the most points wins"

" they are enjoying more possession now that they have the ball"

" four incredibly long minutes to go.... thats 360 seconds"

"well losing would be the wrong kind of mistake"

top thread guys!!!

[SLAC]

Steve McQueen

"Racing is life... everything before and after is just waiting"

mmmmm

[medic!]

"He came past me so fast he were sucking the rabbits outa the'hedges"?

Guy Martin regarding Ryan Farquar IOMTT

[Jase]

Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon

[Jase]

I can tell you one thing. I've done this my way. I don't have anybody to blame for this win but me, and I love it.
John Daly, American Golfer

[Jase]

Murray Malker

"He's obviously gone in for a wheel change. I say obviously because I can't see it"
"With half the race gone, there is half the race still to go"

"Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough ?"

"Anything happens in Grand Prix racing and it usually does"

"Alboreto has dropped back up to fifth place"

"As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is 5th"

"I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem"

"He is shedding buckets of adrenalin in that car"

"It's raining and the track is wet"

"And there's just a few more corners for Nigel Mansell to go to win the Canadian Grand Prix...and...he's going rather slow....HE'S STOPPING HE'S STOPPING!"

"and this is the third placed car about to lap the second placed car"

[Underground]

Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon

I heard Napoleon was great during his Tennis career.

[steveqwerty]

Not motor sport but still funny

George Bush

"One of the very difficult parts of the decision I made on the financial crisis was to use hardworking people's money to help prevent there to be a crisis."

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best."

"In terms of the economy, look, I inherited a recession, I am ending on a recession."

"I guess it's OK to call the secretary of education here 'buddy.' That means friend."

So I analyzed that and decided I didn't want to be the president during a depression greater than the Great Depression, or the beginning of a depression greater than the Great Depression."

So I analyzed that and decided I didn't want to be the president during a depression greater than the Great Depression, or the beginning of a depression greater than the Great Depression."

"You know, I'm the President during this period of time, but I think when the history of this period is written, people will realize a lot of the decisions that were made on Wall Street took place over a decade or so, before I arrived in President, during I arrived in President."

[Captain]

:lmao: bush was a classic:

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKgPY1adc0A

[Foghorn]

See Cocaine use does dimish your faculties, providing he had them to begin with!!

[Krack]

Kevin Schwantz. " See God, then brake".

[DanFX]

barry sheene - unfalconbelievable

[medic!]

Another Barry Sheene

Barry what do you like about the Moto GP these days?

"The crumpet"

:lmao:

[Mr Bones]

I've nothing to ad but top thread!!!

[Foghorn]

Yet another Walker classic

"I didn't make mistakes. I made prophesies which immediately turned out to be wrong." – Murray Walker.

[VINNIE]

"There are only two types of sports in this world, motorsport and bull fighting...........Everything else, is just a game".......Ernest Hemingway

[Foghorn]

Just watched "Faster" I think it came out in 2003 it opened with a great quote from Rossi " The first time I rode a 500....................fuck"

[nutsa]

Just watched "Faster" I think it came out in 2003 it opened with a great quote from Rossi " The first time I rode a 500....................fuck"

And Loris Caparossi when they ask him about how fast they go.... "ah yes 200mph, is fast" :ayyy: he deffinatly has a hint of madness in his eyes when he says that!

[Dunno]

Just watched "Faster" I think it came out in 2003 it opened with a great quote from Rossi " The first time I rode a 500....................fuck"

Faster is a good watch. How about the Japanese guy who meets McCoy & starts crying! Poor fella.
A quote from Capirossi in that flick "top speed 340.................. very fast yes?"

EDIT. Wow nutsa I think I hit the submit button 3 seconds after you. Something about great minds think alike?

[nutsa]

EDIT. Wow nutsa I think I hit the submit button 3 seconds after you. Something about great minds think alike?

Yeah ill go with that! haha

Anyone seen faster 2? have seen it around but havnt been bothered too get it yet

[Cedric]

Yeah ill go with that! haha

Anyone seen faster 2? have seen it around but havnt been bothered too get it yet

Yeah it's better than faster 1. Definitely recommended if you liked the original.

[weavel knevil]

colin edwards,world superbikes on aprillia... if anyone can ride that bike faster ill give em a head job

[LAW]

where can I aquire "Faster" and "Faster2", I've tried all the usual websites of questionable legality and some less dodgy ones and I can't find any trace of them anywhere.
I don't expect to have any more luck at the local video shop...?

[MarkyGG]

colin edwards,world superbikes on aprillia... if anyone can ride that bike faster ill give em a head job

future quote from rossi to edwards........your place or mine
future qoute from horgay......................not so fast rossi

[Cedric]

where can I aquire "Faster" and "Faster2", I've tried all the usual websites of questionable legality and some less dodgy ones and I can't find any trace of them anywhere.
I don't expect to have any more luck at the local video shop...?

JB usually have them, or the Duke website..

[Foghorn]

where can I aquire "Faster" and "Faster2", I've tried all the usual websites of questionable legality and some less dodgy ones and I can't find any trace of them anywhere.
I don't expect to have any more luck at the local video shop...?
I brought mine from the local BP Servo in Dural for $15